Frodo's off on a school trip today to Farmer Ted's.
My uncle has a farm - and we stayed there a lot when I was younger. I got caught starting up a combine harvester when I was Frodo's age. It looks like the nanny state has set up this sort of place so that farm tomfoolery can now be carried out in relative safety.
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"My Uncle has a country place, that no-one knows about.
He says it used to be a farm, before the motor law..."
The title of the song for my tale would be "Dirty Great Yellow New Holland" which doesn't have quite the same romantic ring to it as "Red Barcetta" :-)
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