Actually, on checking I see that this is my 31st post - I must have posted twice in one day earlier in the month.
Friday 30 November 2007
30th NaBloPoMo Post
This is my final NaBloPoMo post for 2007. The badge says it all...
Actually, on checking I see that this is my 31st post - I must have posted twice in one day earlier in the month.
Actually, on checking I see that this is my 31st post - I must have posted twice in one day earlier in the month.
NaBloPoMo - Did It!
This is the last post for NaBloPoMo (National Blog Posting Month - Post every day for the month of November. That's all you have to do).
I did it (if you don't count the fact that I didn't hear about this until 2nd November - I'm counting my Hallowe'en post as 1st November).
Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible - back to irregular blogging...
I did it (if you don't count the fact that I didn't hear about this until 2nd November - I'm counting my Hallowe'en post as 1st November).
Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible - back to irregular blogging...
Thursday 29 November 2007
Santa Dash
I'm taking part in the Liverpool Santa Dash.
Myself and 6,999 other jolly Santas jogging through the streets of Liverpool early on a Sunday morning.
A couple of work colleagues roped me into it, as they've done it for the past couple of years. (Here's a site that shows photos of last years event)
I'm picking up my costume tomorrow.
Should be a laugh (Ho! Ho! Ho!) - I'll take my camera.
Myself and 6,999 other jolly Santas jogging through the streets of Liverpool early on a Sunday morning.
A couple of work colleagues roped me into it, as they've done it for the past couple of years. (Here's a site that shows photos of last years event)
I'm picking up my costume tomorrow.
Should be a laugh (Ho! Ho! Ho!) - I'll take my camera.
Wednesday 28 November 2007
Chris Moyles
Tuning into Radio 1 this morning, on the way into work, he said that he was broadcasting from Liverpool on his tour of the north.
If you're a Lardy Loud Mouthed DJ Stalker, he's staying in the Malmaison hotel.
I passed a tour van, parked in the car park, and his tour bus is now parked outside the hotel.
If you're a Lardy Loud Mouthed DJ Stalker, he's staying in the Malmaison hotel.
I passed a tour van, parked in the car park, and his tour bus is now parked outside the hotel.
Tuesday 27 November 2007
7% and Rising
Since Novelist Supermum isn't available (see previous post) to promote her new sci-fi,futuristic romance novel, this post creates a small amount of publicity for it.
Monday 26 November 2007
Hospital Trip
Having a bit of a weird day today. It's supposed to be a 'study day', working from home. Unfortunately Novelist Supermum's hangover on Sunday has developed into serious back and stomach pains, so I took her to the G.P. this morning, who then had me rush her into hospital.
She's having a load of tests and scans today, so I'm running around like a blue arsed fly dealing with the kids, and sorting out a minder (Grandma) for the rest of the week.
She's got a book release tomorrow - I'll have to contact her publisher to tell them that she's not going to be available for any promo.
Sounds like I've sat on my phone again. An old pal just sent me an email to ask me "hows things?". He's had a voicemail that lasts for ages and sounds like me talking to the kids.
She's having a load of tests and scans today, so I'm running around like a blue arsed fly dealing with the kids, and sorting out a minder (Grandma) for the rest of the week.
She's got a book release tomorrow - I'll have to contact her publisher to tell them that she's not going to be available for any promo.
Sounds like I've sat on my phone again. An old pal just sent me an email to ask me "hows things?". He's had a voicemail that lasts for ages and sounds like me talking to the kids.
Sunday 25 November 2007
Children's Novels
Began the tidy up of the house in preparation for Xmas today.
This wasn't helped by a sore head, and a weary body, due to a number of bottles of Staropramen in the Everyman Bistro on Saturday Night.
Got the bulk of the Xmas shopping out of the way on Saturday afternoon. Only a few people left to buy for.
Spent an enjoyable couple of hours in the children's book section at Borders, leafing through novels by the likes of Anthony Horowitz, Eoin Colfer, Roald Dahl etc.
There's a fantastic range of children's action, adventure novels and fantasy these days. I do still buy them (or have them bought for me) as I enjoy a good lightweight, escapist. read. I spotted a new book called Iron Hand by Charlie Fletcher, which is a sequel to Stoneheart - both of which look promising.
This wasn't helped by a sore head, and a weary body, due to a number of bottles of Staropramen in the Everyman Bistro on Saturday Night.
Got the bulk of the Xmas shopping out of the way on Saturday afternoon. Only a few people left to buy for.
Spent an enjoyable couple of hours in the children's book section at Borders, leafing through novels by the likes of Anthony Horowitz, Eoin Colfer, Roald Dahl etc.
There's a fantastic range of children's action, adventure novels and fantasy these days. I do still buy them (or have them bought for me) as I enjoy a good lightweight, escapist. read. I spotted a new book called Iron Hand by Charlie Fletcher, which is a sequel to Stoneheart - both of which look promising.
Saturday 24 November 2007
Late Night / Early Morning Ditty
With apologies to Judas Priest - here's a little ditty to keep up my efforts for National Blog Posting Month (NaBloPoMo)
Posting after midnight,
Surfing till the dawn,
Geeking till the morning,
Then I Yawn, Yawn Yawn
Posting after midnight,
Surfing till the dawn,
Geeking till the morning,
Then I Yawn, Yawn Yawn
Friday 23 November 2007
Thursday 22 November 2007
SWAT and Viz
The film that we're watching on five US tonight is called SWAT.
Apparently it's based on a '70's TV series. I don't ever remember seeing it - perhaps it was on "the other channel" :)
The film is utter pants - but entertaining all the same. It's reminded me of Viz comic's SWANT team (Special Weapons and NO Tactics) , which prompted me to look up this trip down memory lane of Viz characters
Apparently it's based on a '70's TV series. I don't ever remember seeing it - perhaps it was on "the other channel" :)
The film is utter pants - but entertaining all the same. It's reminded me of Viz comic's SWANT team (Special Weapons and NO Tactics) , which prompted me to look up this trip down memory lane of Viz characters
Wednesday 21 November 2007
Blogger Template Problem at Blogcrowds
Something's up with the blogger templates at blogcrowds (all of their templates are generating a "bandwidth exceeded" image) so I've had to switch to this layout/colour scheme for the time being.
Missing Discs
Following today's news headline, it didn't take some wit very long to post an advert to sell two data discs on ebay.
Tuesday 20 November 2007
Sledgehammer by Night
Got back early from work, and found our friendly landscape gardener hard at work breaking the last of the concrete in the back yard/soon to be a back garden.
I gave him a hand, taking a few turns with the sledgehammer. It's quite fun doing this when the day light is fading, since the sledgehammer creates sparks as it whacks the concrete.
I gave him a hand, taking a few turns with the sledgehammer. It's quite fun doing this when the day light is fading, since the sledgehammer creates sparks as it whacks the concrete.
Monday 19 November 2007
Cardboard Guitar
Frodo had a school project to make a musical instrument. We took an old tissue box, some elastic bands, a piece of card, paint and stickers to create this ornate little axe.
Samwise joined in and made a couple of shakers.
Samwise joined in and made a couple of shakers.
Sunday 18 November 2007
Decisive Action
As an office worker I regularly have to make tough decisions.
Do I iron all of my shirts for the following week, or do I just iron a shirt at a time, as I need them?
I'm on the early shift next week, so to save a little time in the morning's I've opted for the former.
Do I iron all of my shirts for the following week, or do I just iron a shirt at a time, as I need them?
I'm on the early shift next week, so to save a little time in the morning's I've opted for the former.
Saturday 17 November 2007
Family Occasions
Sisters Birthday yesterday and Parents Silver Wedding Anniversary (Mother and Step-Dad) last week. Will be meeting up with Bro' & Sis' (and their families) and taking Parents out for a celebratory meal tonight.
Friday 16 November 2007
An Honest Mechanic?
Driving home from work yesterday, I spotted a car in front of me with large lettering on the rear window that said "Warning, bits may fall off!".
I wondered what this was about? I could see that the car had a company logo on it.
As I drew nearer I saw that the car belonged to a Mobile Mechanic!
Either somebody's having a laugh, and he doesn't know, or he's just a bit too honest for the good of his business.
I wondered what this was about? I could see that the car had a company logo on it.
As I drew nearer I saw that the car belonged to a Mobile Mechanic!
Either somebody's having a laugh, and he doesn't know, or he's just a bit too honest for the good of his business.
Thursday 15 November 2007
Steam Punk Ray Gun
Visited Worlds Apart and Forbidden Planet on my lunch break, to see if they had any Dr Who figures that we hadn't got yet for the kids.
Whilst browsing around Forbidden Planet I came across a limited edition (number 471 out of 500) Steam Punk Ray Gun that they had for sale.
No marked price, and I strongly suspect that it's non-functional (although the makers website does say that in the event of malfunction it doubles as a wonderful cudgel).
Whilst browsing around Forbidden Planet I came across a limited edition (number 471 out of 500) Steam Punk Ray Gun that they had for sale.
No marked price, and I strongly suspect that it's non-functional (although the makers website does say that in the event of malfunction it doubles as a wonderful cudgel).
Wednesday 14 November 2007
Bad Joke
There's a chap at work who is notorious for puns and the telling of bad jokes.
Here's an example:
When I was with my last company I was driving up the motorway and my boss phoned me and he told me I’d been promoted.
I was so shocked I swerved the car.
He phoned me again to say I’d been promoted even higher and I swerved again.
He then made me Managing Director and I went right off into a tree.
The police came and asked me what had happened. I said “I careered off the road.”
GROAN!
Here's an example:
When I was with my last company I was driving up the motorway and my boss phoned me and he told me I’d been promoted.
I was so shocked I swerved the car.
He phoned me again to say I’d been promoted even higher and I swerved again.
He then made me Managing Director and I went right off into a tree.
The police came and asked me what had happened. I said “I careered off the road.”
GROAN!
Tuesday 13 November 2007
Monkey Nuts
Grandma Gandalf bought us a packet of "Monkey Nuts" a week or two ago.
We got about half way through them and put the rest in the cupboard.
She's bought us another packet, so I've taken this one to work to share out.
They're going down well - nobody has had these treats for a while. There's peanut shells all over the office.
There's some amusing labelling on the packet.
Ingredients: Peanuts and Shells 100%
WARNING! May contain Nuts.
We got about half way through them and put the rest in the cupboard.
She's bought us another packet, so I've taken this one to work to share out.
They're going down well - nobody has had these treats for a while. There's peanut shells all over the office.
There's some amusing labelling on the packet.
Ingredients: Peanuts and Shells 100%
WARNING! May contain Nuts.
Monday 12 November 2007
Study Day
I've managed to get the boss to agree to me having two study days a month at home, to help me study for some professional exams.
Today was my first study day. Spent the morning studying at home, and the afternoon studying in the local public library.
Fitted in around the studying I took Frodo to school, and Samwise to nursery school, then Frodo to his evening physiotherapy session (Samwise came along to play in the waiting room). Cooked tea, fed the Hobbits. Got everything ready for tomorrow. Spoke to sister for a while regarding arrangements for parents silver wedding anniversary this coming weekend. Now at 22:30 I've got to nip out to the back yard that one day soon will be a garden and move the kids sandpit so that the landscape gardener can carry on breaking up the concrete.
Next study day I'm going to try hiding in the library all day!
Today was my first study day. Spent the morning studying at home, and the afternoon studying in the local public library.
Fitted in around the studying I took Frodo to school, and Samwise to nursery school, then Frodo to his evening physiotherapy session (Samwise came along to play in the waiting room). Cooked tea, fed the Hobbits. Got everything ready for tomorrow. Spoke to sister for a while regarding arrangements for parents silver wedding anniversary this coming weekend. Now at 22:30 I've got to nip out to the back yard that one day soon will be a garden and move the kids sandpit so that the landscape gardener can carry on breaking up the concrete.
Next study day I'm going to try hiding in the library all day!
Sunday 11 November 2007
Remembrance Sunday
I thought that for today's entry on my blog I would mark this day by pointing you to the lyrics of a song called The Remembrance by Jake Thackray
(I bought an album of his in 1987, with this song on it, amongst others. I still enjoy this record today.
More on Jake Thackray in Wikipedia)
Took the Hobbits to the up to the park for a bike ride in the pouring rain this morning. Stopped to listen whilst the minutes silence was going on - a little bit uncanny to hear in the rain, although the boys didn't last more than 30 seconds before making a noise.
We were too far away to hear the last post playing anywhere.
Later on I noticed a number of members of para-military youth organisations (aka brownies, cubs, scouts and guides), who must have been to a parade earlier, and were now out in uniform at the shops
(I bought an album of his in 1987, with this song on it, amongst others. I still enjoy this record today.
More on Jake Thackray in Wikipedia)
Took the Hobbits to the up to the park for a bike ride in the pouring rain this morning. Stopped to listen whilst the minutes silence was going on - a little bit uncanny to hear in the rain, although the boys didn't last more than 30 seconds before making a noise.
We were too far away to hear the last post playing anywhere.
Later on I noticed a number of members of para-military youth organisations (aka brownies, cubs, scouts and guides), who must have been to a parade earlier, and were now out in uniform at the shops
Saturday 10 November 2007
The Goose is Getting Fat
Started Xmas shopping today.
No problems figuring out what Santa will bring the Hobbits this year.
We went out and literally filled a shopping trolley to the brim with Dr Who toys - this caused a few comments as we wheeled the trolley around the shop (envious adults I reckon).
No problems figuring out what Santa will bring the Hobbits this year.
We went out and literally filled a shopping trolley to the brim with Dr Who toys - this caused a few comments as we wheeled the trolley around the shop (envious adults I reckon).
Friday 9 November 2007
Craig Who?
Just in case anybody's wondering what the reference to Craig Shergold in my previous post was all about - then just check the info about him in Wikipedia
Thursday 8 November 2007
Virus Hoax Spoof
I haven't had one of these for a long time, they plagued me in the mid to late 90's as well meaning friends, new to the internet, sent me alert after alert.
A friend sent me a hoax alert today, which prompted me to look up a spoof that I found around the time I was being pestered on a daily basis by these things.
I found a couple of variations of the spoof, and in the tradition of virus hoaxes have cobbled them together, made a few amendments, and turned it into my own.
Enjoy...
*** READ THIS, HAVE A GOOD LAUGH, BUT DON'T SEND IT TO ANYBODY AT ALL ***
will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream goes melty. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, reprogams your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your video recorder and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you try to play.
It will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix Lucozade into your fishtank. It will drink all your beer and leave its socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit trousers and hide your car keys when you are late for work. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.
will make you fall in love with a penguin. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will pour sugar in your petrol tank and shave off both your eyebrows while dating your girlfriend behind your back and billing the dinner and hotel room to your credit card.
It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead, such is the power of , it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear.
It moves your car randomly around car parks so that you can't find it. It will kick your dog. It will leave libidinous messages on your boss's voice mail in your voice! It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold.
It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.
will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bath. It will cause your toilet to flush while you are in the shower. It will make a batch of moonshine in your bathtub and then leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase schoolchildren with your new snowblower.
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Craig Shergold is alive and well, and doesn't want any more cards!
A friend sent me a hoax alert today, which prompted me to look up a spoof that I found around the time I was being pestered on a daily basis by these things.
I found a couple of variations of the spoof, and in the tradition of virus hoaxes have cobbled them together, made a few amendments, and turned it into my own.
Enjoy...
*** READ THIS, HAVE A GOOD LAUGH, BUT DON'T SEND IT TO ANYBODY AT ALL ***
It will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix Lucozade into your fishtank. It will drink all your beer and leave its socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit trousers and hide your car keys when you are late for work. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.
It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead, such is the power of
It moves your car randomly around car parks so that you can't find it. It will kick your dog. It will leave libidinous messages on your boss's voice mail in your voice! It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold.
It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Craig Shergold is alive and well, and doesn't want any more cards!
Wednesday 7 November 2007
Sarah-Jane
A discussion with a couple of work colleagues yesterday, regarding childrens television programs, led on to us discussing the various presenters on the CBeebies channel.
The conversation between three middle-aged men with children inevitably swung around to talking about Sarah-Jane Honeywell.
I must admit that I didn't actually know her surname until yesterday, but one of my colleagues seems to know more about her than seems healthy for a married man :) He pointed me to her website.
IMHO she's obviously a product of stage-school, and has a cute, but sometimes odd look, somewhere between a pixie and a goblin.
Whilst I was Googling some info for this blog post I discovered a much better summary about her by The Splund than I can probably write.
The conversation between three middle-aged men with children inevitably swung around to talking about Sarah-Jane Honeywell.
I must admit that I didn't actually know her surname until yesterday, but one of my colleagues seems to know more about her than seems healthy for a married man :) He pointed me to her website.
IMHO she's obviously a product of stage-school, and has a cute, but sometimes odd look, somewhere between a pixie and a goblin.
Whilst I was Googling some info for this blog post I discovered a much better summary about her by The Splund than I can probably write.
Tuesday 6 November 2007
WikiForms
Not much to blog about today.
Got WikiForms to work for the Wiki that we've implemented at work using pmwiki.
I've implemented a simple Issues Register using the given WikiForm sample, just to try out the functionality. Seems to work OK.
Got WikiForms to work for the Wiki that we've implemented at work using pmwiki.
I've implemented a simple Issues Register using the given WikiForm sample, just to try out the functionality. Seems to work OK.
Monday 5 November 2007
Fireworks
Took Frodo to tonight's firework display at Sefton Park.
We caught the 86 bus to the corner of Smithdown Road and Ullett Road, and walked about a mile to the Review Field where the display was held.
The usual battery-operated glowing novelties were on sale. This year the most popular one seemed to be the "light sword". I tried 3 different traders, just to check out the prices, but they were all the same extortionate rate of 4 quid each.
Frodo chose a blue one, and I bought a green one to take home for Samwise - who's still a little too young to stay up past his bedtime and watch the sky explode.
We had 40 minutes before the fireworks started, so I killed this time by teaching Frodo how to fence with his photonic weapon.
2 minutes to go and "Daddy I need a wee", so we legged it to a quiet corner of the field for this, and then back again.
The fireworks were splendid, as usual. Frodo sat on my shoulders and was cheering and applauding as each batch died down, then flared up again. Lots of "oohing" and "aahing" before the final fusillade, and then darkness.
The "light swords" proved to be very handy for picking our way across the field in the dark.
We hiked back down Ullett road, and despite the large numbers of people heading the same way, managed to catch an 86 back home.
The "light swords" again came in handy when crossing the road, and also for waving at people in the restaurants and cafe bars that we passed.
We caught the 86 bus to the corner of Smithdown Road and Ullett Road, and walked about a mile to the Review Field where the display was held.
The usual battery-operated glowing novelties were on sale. This year the most popular one seemed to be the "light sword". I tried 3 different traders, just to check out the prices, but they were all the same extortionate rate of 4 quid each.
Frodo chose a blue one, and I bought a green one to take home for Samwise - who's still a little too young to stay up past his bedtime and watch the sky explode.
We had 40 minutes before the fireworks started, so I killed this time by teaching Frodo how to fence with his photonic weapon.
2 minutes to go and "Daddy I need a wee", so we legged it to a quiet corner of the field for this, and then back again.
The fireworks were splendid, as usual. Frodo sat on my shoulders and was cheering and applauding as each batch died down, then flared up again. Lots of "oohing" and "aahing" before the final fusillade, and then darkness.
The "light swords" proved to be very handy for picking our way across the field in the dark.
We hiked back down Ullett road, and despite the large numbers of people heading the same way, managed to catch an 86 back home.
The "light swords" again came in handy when crossing the road, and also for waving at people in the restaurants and cafe bars that we passed.
Sunday 4 November 2007
Saturday 3 November 2007
Goldfish 2
Goldfish 2 has been released.
I blogged about this software when I first discovered it, and used it to build a website.
The beauty of it is that it really is drag and drop - you don't have to know much at all about HTML.
The previous version was available for Mac, and was only a Beta Test version for Windows.
Goldfish 2 is now available for both Mac and Windows.
You can import sites that you created with Goldfish 1. I suspect however that in order to properly take advantage of the new features it might be better to build your website again from scratch. I did this with the Goldfish 1, to reconstruct a website that I'd already developed with another tool, and it didn't take too long.
Goldfish 1 had a lot of bugs with text boxes, especially when entering large volumes of text, such as novel excerpts (although this may have just been in the Windows Beta). Hopefully Goldfish 2 has ironed these out. Another reason to rebuild from scratch, rather than import, since the buggy text appears to get imported too.
Looks like you can't just use the Goldfish 1 license, and have to pay a fee to upgrade to Goldfish 2 (about 20 quid).
There's supposed to be some online documentation - but it doesn't seem to be ready yet.
The templates now look really good - you can now have template areas (e.g. header, footer, side column, navigation bar etc) as well as template pages.
Also they've taken on my suggestion and have implemented favicons (I had to figure out a workaround method to use them in Goldfish 1).
I'm going to fork out 20 notes and pay for the upgrade. I'll blog about this again when I've given Goldfish 2 a go and got a result.
I blogged about this software when I first discovered it, and used it to build a website.
The beauty of it is that it really is drag and drop - you don't have to know much at all about HTML.
The previous version was available for Mac, and was only a Beta Test version for Windows.
Goldfish 2 is now available for both Mac and Windows.
You can import sites that you created with Goldfish 1. I suspect however that in order to properly take advantage of the new features it might be better to build your website again from scratch. I did this with the Goldfish 1, to reconstruct a website that I'd already developed with another tool, and it didn't take too long.
Goldfish 1 had a lot of bugs with text boxes, especially when entering large volumes of text, such as novel excerpts (although this may have just been in the Windows Beta). Hopefully Goldfish 2 has ironed these out. Another reason to rebuild from scratch, rather than import, since the buggy text appears to get imported too.
Looks like you can't just use the Goldfish 1 license, and have to pay a fee to upgrade to Goldfish 2 (about 20 quid).
There's supposed to be some online documentation - but it doesn't seem to be ready yet.
The templates now look really good - you can now have template areas (e.g. header, footer, side column, navigation bar etc) as well as template pages.
Also they've taken on my suggestion and have implemented favicons (I had to figure out a workaround method to use them in Goldfish 1).
I'm going to fork out 20 notes and pay for the upgrade. I'll blog about this again when I've given Goldfish 2 a go and got a result.
Friday 2 November 2007
NaBloPoMo
Chaotic's last blog entry has inspired me to join in with NaBloPoMo (National Blog Posting Month).
I have to post one blog entry a day for the month of November. - OK so I failed at the first hurdle, since I didn't discover this until today, and hadn't posted yesterday. (I'll count my Hallowe'en post as the first one).
I'm not going to have a theme - just random posting about life, family, thoughts, rants, stuff I've found that I want to share, bad jokes etc.
There you go, that's my first post done.
I have to post one blog entry a day for the month of November. - OK so I failed at the first hurdle, since I didn't discover this until today, and hadn't posted yesterday. (I'll count my Hallowe'en post as the first one).
I'm not going to have a theme - just random posting about life, family, thoughts, rants, stuff I've found that I want to share, bad jokes etc.
There you go, that's my first post done.
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