Serbia won it - thanks to the Eastern Block Alliances Voting Consortium.
A dreadful ballad sung by a female Lou Costello lookalike.
Ukraine came second (shame).
UK came second last, Ireland came last - no chance of having to host it again.
Wogan quotes of the night:
1. (On appearance of Russian voting representative) "Hello Mrs Putin".
2. "It's been a wonderful, wonderful evening." "Well not musically, of course".
3. "Is that a traditional Serbian cucumber you've got there?"
4. "Arguably the most memorable music you've ever heard in your life".
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