3 of my colleagues are currently about to conduct a cucumber eating contest.
They are currently each wielding a whole cucumber, still in the plastic wrapping.
On the word "Go" they will have to remove the wrapping and devour the cucumber - the fastest to consume the whole cucumber being the winner.
(No way am I joining in with this one!).
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Is this why *you're* always late home?
No one else is doing any work???
And remember what juicing cucumbers did to some else?
There's going to be no one in the room this afternoon.
No - the contest start has been delayed until the official lunch break (to avoid any accusations of time wasting at work).
I've already told them about the person who juiced half a cucumber, and the after effects this had.
This still hasn't put them off.
"I gots to know"
Who juiced the cucumber & what were the effects?
Let me know when you've got the bottle of whisky drinking race. I'll come & play that.
A different work colleague (not one of the cucumber racers) juiced a cucumber and reported liquid bottom burps as a side effect the next day.
"A different work colleague (not one of the cucumber racers)"
Hang on, you're not taking par in the cucumber race... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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